Unlimited Trash Talk.

Think you’ve got what it takes to carry your team to glory

(or at least not be the reason they lose)?

It’s time to find out. This isn’t your average Champions — it’s bragging rights, biceps, and banter all rolled into one sweaty showdown.


Draft Day: Friday 20th June 2025

You sign up, we shuffle the deck, and the teams are revealed. No politics. No favorites. Just pure chaos (and maybe a few tactical picks).

Comp Day: Saturday 5th July 2025

Bring the energy, bring the noise, and maybe bring snacks. One team takes the cup. The others pretend they’re just "here for the fun."

Registrations open - from 9th June 2025
and yes, we want you.

Doesn’t matter if you’re repping RX or still mastering the PVC pipe — this one’s about heart.

Cost:
$25.00 per person

Train Hard. Talk louder. Let’s go!!!

These legends aren’t just strong

they’re loud, proud, and ready to lead you into battle

(and maybe into a burpee or two).

TEAM - BIG DAWGS

Ev

“The Enforcer”


Strong? Check. Loud? Always. Ready for battle? Born for it.

Big Dog Ev brings the muscle

and the mayhem. Known for lifting heavy, talking louder, and leading with serious firepower, Ev’s not here to make friends (but probably will anyway). If you're on Ev’s team, prepare to train hard, laugh harder, and compete like there’s a trophy on the line — because there is.

TEAM - JDUMPS

Jas
“The Young Gun”

Don’t let the baby face fool you — J-Dump came to compete. Fast, fearless, and fired up, Jas brings raw energy and zero hesitation. Whether it’s chasing PRs or chasing down the other teams, Jas is all gas, no brakes.

Expect speed, smack talk, and serious hustle.


Fresh legs. Big engine. No mercy.

TEAM - TOMMY GUNS

Tommy

“The Quiet Storm”


Don’t mistake the silence — Tommy speaks fluent deadlift. A true gentleman off the floor, but a straight-up powerhouse when it’s go time.

With ice in his veins and chalk on his hands, he leads by example and lifts like a freight train.


Calm. Collected. Crushing it.

You’ll hear the barbell before you hear him.

TEAM - KBs 5 O THRIVE

Krystle

“The Heartbeat”

Early in, last to leave — Krystle lives and breathes CrossFit. She’s the one cheering loudest for your last rep and still hitting her own training like a machine.

Passionate, positive, and always pushing for more, Krystle’s the glue every great team needs.


Built on heart. Driven by hustle. Powered by pre-WOD hype.

Coming Soon

Check In Time:

From 4.00pm - See Registration to get ticked off.

Athlete Briefing: 5:00pm

Parking:

As the surroundings business will be shut, there will be more room to park on site. If there is not, see the image below for best parking.


What To Bring / What Not to Bring:

Bring: Food, water, chairs/rug to sit on. Cash or card to support our vendors.

Wear:

Dress in your team colours and earn points!!

Do not bring: Pets, children that will be left unattended at any time.

Best ways to get points for your TEAM:

+1 Point – Signing up will be a point and will be allocated to your team after Draft Day

+1 Point - Take a photo and tag jus on socials with the

In-Community Board registration sign
(1 point max daily)

+1 Point – Any social post with your team #hashtags after Draft Day - 1 point max daily

+1 Point - Photo of your Team Sign leading up to the event

(1 point max daily)

+1 Point for dressing up in your team colours on the comp night

At the Event - points to be confirmed and advised shortly